“She eats takeout on china and serves champagne with pizza.” — Kate Spade

“You only live once.”

“Hi!”

“Cleveland Rocks!!!”

“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” — Lou Holtz

“Forget the small stuff. There are always bigger problems to worry about.”

“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.” — Michael J. Fox

“Maybe she was born with it, maybe it’s caffeine.” — Author Unknown

“You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” — Dr. Seuss

“Think positive, get positive results.”

“God willing and the creek don’t rise.”

“It’s a pirates life for me.” — Author Unknown

My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” — Rose Nylund

“MMMMHHMM!!!”

“I’m happy to be anywhere!” — Walter Trout

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” — Kurt Vonnegut

I came with the name Pancake, but my friends call me Pali.

“Time is.”

You need a hug, I need a treat.

“Can I get a carpenter to help me?” — Author Unknown

“Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream.” — Henry David Theroux

“Beat the 5 o’clock rush. Leave work at noon.”

Eat, Sleep, Treat, Repeat!

“When it rains look for the rainbow. When it’s dark look for the stars.” — Author Unknown

“When nothing goes right, go left.”

“A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.” — Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that email to 10 people.”

Runs with scissors.

“The most dangerous canoes are volcanoes.” — Anonymous

“It’s remarkable how quickly a good and favorable wind can sweep away the maddening frustrations of shore living.” — Ernest K. Gann

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.”  — Helen Keller

“You don’t know what you don’t know.”

“Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.” — Roy T. Bennett

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.” — Robert T. Kiyoskai

“All men/women are created equal. Only a few become welders.” — Anonymous

“Respect isn’t given; it’s earned.”